Roots in Water

Anything and Everything

How did you make your first dollar? ”There’s been a number of different jobs I’ve done. The first dollar I ever made was babysitting. I think I probably got paid in shepherd’s pie or something, I’m not sure.” — Emilia Clarke, Behind the Scenes for Marie Claire Us, May 2014 (x)

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itsnosecretimanangel:

alphets:

This used to come on Disney.

Lmao

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vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

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"How i met your mother" finale

kthrina:

I did not write this but it completely explains what I felt with the ending:


“Dear How I Met Your Mother Creators,

To say I was disappointed in the series finale of How I Met Your Mother is a gross understatement. I am disconcertingly, irretrievably, unfathomably disappointed in the way you…

sexuallyhomo:

so they spend a whole FUCKING SEASON leading up to the wedding and in 15 seconds THEY JUST FUCKIN GET A DIVORCE and they spent a whole 9 FUCKING SEASONS leading up to ted’s wife and in 30 seconds SHE JUST FUCKIN DIES WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME TO NOT WATCH IT WHAT THE FUCK

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“There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.”

—   Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (via chasemylifewithyourtroubles)

“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they’d be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…" and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…" And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five.That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.”

—   Barney Stinson, HIMYM - “The Three Days Rule” (via corvidae30)

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betterhimymendings:

Marshall wakes from a turbulent slumber and shakes Lily awake. “Marshall, you’ll wake the baby!” Lily exclaims. “Lily, I just had the strangest dream. It felt so real, like some heartless creature rewrote my memories into some sort of alternate reality. Robin and Barney randomly divorced and Tracy…